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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Bila suami nak minta kawin lagi..then si isteri...

..dialog suami isteri.. Seorang suami sedang mencari-cari helah untuk membolehkan dia berkahwin lagi.Antara alasan yang diberikannya:

Suami : Lelaki kawin 3 baru lah sah
Isteri : Kenapa pula?
Suami : Cuba terjemahkan ke dalam Bahasa Inggeris, "satu" is one, "dua" is two, "tiga"isteri (is three). Baru betul dan sah!.
Isteri : Tapi abang kena faham Bahasa Inggeris, terutama tentang "singular" dan "plural"
Suami : Berkenaan apa tu?
Isteri : Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural"
Suami : Contohnya?
Isteri : One car sebagai singular, two cars sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?
Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural
Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang
Suami : Macam mana pula boleh sama?
Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka abang MAMPUS, tambah "s" je, kan?

Lepas daripada tu, si-suami tidak pernah lagi berceritakan hasratnya untuk berkahwin lagi...
Di BeBeLKaN oLeH PaDa
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31 comments :

  1. Farah ShamsudinMarch 29, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    hahahaa.. bagus jugak dialog ni..

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  2. gadis kepastianMarch 29, 2011 at 11:36 PM

    haha lawak la...terus mampussss

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  3. CahayamylifeMarch 30, 2011 at 12:19 AM

    Haha.
    Cantik!!

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  4. ADEEYAMarch 30, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    HHAHA Terbaik! :D

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  5. NIA March 30, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    miaahahahahaha.lawak okeh.

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  6. Mama GeeMarch 30, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    tumpang gelak... :)

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  7. manuengMarch 30, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    haha...terbaik la...nak copy boleh?

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  8. Hafizuddin JasmiMarch 30, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    hahahaha..

    giler ah bini dia..

    suka3..

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  9. Nur-Za Marlyana Mohd KamalMarch 30, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    best best dialog ni ! :D

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  10. Fantastic AjaneMarch 30, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    haha... nice catch la..:) FA pun ada buat entri beza wife & gf..:)

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  11. E'inMarch 31, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    ahahahaha.. pdn muke laky 2.. gatal g nk kawen..

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  12. Muhammad IzuanMarch 31, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    suka gmbr tu. hahaha

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  13. ::nuRuLaDHar::March 31, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    muahahaa tahu takot....bhahahaa

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  14. Kak LongMarch 31, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    hehe.. mcm mana agaknye muka laki die yg mintak kawin 3 tu.. padam muka~

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  15. nabBylaApril 1, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    haha padan muke. gatal lagi nak kawen, kawen.. hmm..

    hai jemput la ke sana. :)

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  16. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    @Farah Shamsudin jgn diikot plak..huhu

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  17. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    @gadis kepastian sound direct tu..huhu

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  18. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    @Norhayati Rostam hahaha..layan kn aje..

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  19. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    @ADEEYA tenkiu..=)

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  20. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:31 AM

    @sizuka[Izzati] hehehe..thnx zati..

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  21. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:31 AM

    @Mama Gee sila la gelak lagi...=)

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  22. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:31 AM

    @manueng nk kopi buleh, teh pon buleh..hehe

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  23. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:32 AM

    @Hafizuddin Jasmi selamba je dia warning kn?

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  24. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:32 AM

    @Nur-Za Marlyana Mohd Kamal jgn dilayan laki pangai gitu..

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  25. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:32 AM

    @Fantastic Ajane hehe..ok2..

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  26. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:32 AM

    @♥e'in♥ xpenah cukup dgn 1 kn?

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  27. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:33 AM

    @Muhammad Burn huhu..gambar selit2..

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  28. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:33 AM

    @::nuRuLaDHar:: nasib takot..kalu x?

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  29. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:33 AM

    @Si DauN CeRi terkulat-kulat la beliau di situ.huhu

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  30. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 5:34 AM

    @ciknabil-a ok..sila la jmpot lg..haha

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  31. AnonymousAugust 9, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    best giler ayat ni. hukhuk

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